..I am being sabotaged by UTEROSA FURIOSA and feel like I’ve been kicked in the snatch, so I grumped about in the kitchen and threw together my easy noodle bowl because I really cannot be arsed to do anything more.

Noodly bits.


It’s basically a packet of Nissin sesame ramen, chicken, onions, sweet corn, and crushed chilli spiced olive oil. Apparently when you dump a small jar of crushed chilli in a bottle of olive oil, it makes a wonderfully spiced combination that makes the oil go red.

Just don’t be a twat and get any in your eye like I did. 🙄