If you are old enough to remember The shake and vac song from days gone by (haha now you have it stuck in your head), you’ll also remember how noxious some of them were scent wise, and also what it was like to get stuck in a sneezing fit because you were a massive tit and accidentally inhaled some when you were throwing it all over the shop.
I haven’t bought any for YEARS.
I bulk buy bicarbonate of soda from Amazon (yes I know but principles cost money and I’m sadly not rich), because I use it all over my flat for a multitude of purposes. One of them is carpet freshener. Here’s my current gubbins for it:
Stuff and things:
- Some manner of large receptacle for shoving the powder in – I use a 900ml glass jar that used to have black olives in it before I scoffed them all like a pig. 🐷
- Bicarbonate of soda or baking powder.
- Wooden spatula for mixing.
I have a lot of carpet to cover, so I will probably use an entire 56ml bottle of Zoflora. If you only need a small amount of carpet freshener, just use a capful of the stuff. The idea is that you slowly add and combine the bicarb with the disinfectant until it’s powdery enough to sprinkle. You don’t want hulking big lumps of it, unless you want to spend time on your hands and knees mashing it into yer carpet. If you WANT to do that, go right ahead but you’ll probably look a bit daft.
Once you’ve made it, all you need to do is cover your carpet space with it, leave for half an hour, and do your usual vacuuming routine. You can also use this for fabric sofas, cushions, pillows, and mattresses.
You can use essential oils or whatever fragrance you like, but I use Zoflora because not only does it smell fucking fantastic, it’s also a brilliant disinfectant that essentially kills everything but you. Most of them smell amazing, and some of them smell like grandma’s flower shop, which is fine if you want to live in a house that smells like Parma violets and overly strong roses, it’s entirely up to you.
That’s yer lot. You can make this up each time you want to use it, or you can make it up in bulk for storage. It works nicely either way, just make sure it’s stored in an airtight, cool, and dry environment.